{"id":585,"date":"2011-05-30T18:54:24","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T07:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/?p=585"},"modified":"2013-02-03T21:18:41","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T10:18:41","slug":"meanwhile-on-a-flight-back-from-nz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/?p=585","title":{"rendered":"Meanwhile, on a flight back from NZ&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies &amp; gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. This is most embarassing, I seem to have left my car keys in Auckland. We&#8217;ll have you back in Melbourne in about 6 hours&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/u-turn-over-Moe.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-930 [ftmt_id]\" title=\"u-turn over Moe\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/u-turn-over-Moe-150x150.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies &amp; gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. This is most embarassing, I seem to have left my car keys in Auckland. We&#8217;ll have you back in Melbourne in about 6 hours&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[360,52],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-funny","tag-tech-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":623,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions\/623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakegnotuk.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}